I want to be a real man

Question:
Being a man means you have to be masculine, and have that sex appeal as a man. Unfortunately, I am not that fortunate. My appearance is really girlish, and I am ashamed of my appearance. Every time I look at the mirror, I hate myself more. I don't have a single hair on my legs, chest or any parts that should be.
Answer:
Don't be sad. Even though you don't have hair, it doesn't mean that you are not masculine. You can show your sex appeal in other ways, such as intelligence or talent. But if you still want hair to grow on your body so that you will feel satisfied, I can help you. Take a box of matches and scrape out its head. Burn the head until it become ash. Mix the ash with some ghee. Apply the mixture to the parts that you want hair to grow. I wish you good luck and start experience being the real man you wanted to be.

Question:
Suffering from asthma is very, very painful. At times, I will feel as if I am suffocated. I couldn't breathe and my body ache all over. I've tried many medicines, but most of them are just temporary healing. I want something that can cure my asthma completely, so that I shouldn't have to worry about not able to breathe anymore.
Answer:
It is very advisable that you take a teaspoon of honey (if you can afford it, buy the original honey without any sugar added) and blend it with 1/2 a cup of warm water. Drink this mixture daily. It is an effective remedy for asthma for many people.

Question:
I am a mother and currently I am milking my youngest child. However, I noticed that my breasts are shrinking day after day without me knowing the reason. I am worried because if I stop from breast feeding, I will gain weight. I hate being fat, and breast feed has been an effective method of keeping in shape. Is there any way that I can bring my breasts to the original size, so that I can still continue to milk my child? Still hoping, mother in desperate.
Answer:
Well, congratulations because you are now a mother. Don't feel desperate, because there is actually a way to make your breasts firm just like it used to be. All you have to do is to take a handful of piper betel linn leaves (Indonesian call it sireh) and spread some coconut oil onto the leaves. To soften the leaves, put is above your stove for a while (make sure you don't burn it - just make it soft a little). Then just put the leaves on your breasts and let them dry themselves. Do this until your breasts are firm and in normal size again.